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Don Miguel brand
The Bomb - beef, cheese sauce & bean with green chiles burrito
Ingredients:
Beef and Bean with Green Chiles fill:
-Beef,
-Water,
-Beans,
-Green Chiles,
-Modified Food Starch.
Contains 2% or less of:
-Vinegar,
-Flavorings,
-Tomatoes (Tomatoes, Tomato Puree, Citric Acid),
-Oats,
-Salt,
-Dehydrated Onion,
-Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten,
-Soy Protein,
-Wheat Gluten,
-Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil,
-Jalapenos (Jalapeno Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid, Water, Calcium Chloride),
-Guar Gum,
-Cilantro Flavor (Dextrose, Modified Corn Starch, Extractives of Cilantro),
-Soy Lecithin,
-Sugar,
-Grill Flavor (Maltodextrin, Salt, Defatted Wheat Germ, Natural Flavor, Corn Syrup Solids, Modified Food Starch, Tricalcium Phosphate).
Cheese Sauce:
-Water,
-Pasteurized Blended Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Culture, Salt, Sodium Citrate, Enzymes, Apocarotenal (color)),
-Dehydrated Cheese Powder
--(Corn Syrup,
--American Cheese (Milk, Culture, Salt, Enzymes),
--Food Starch Modified,
--Whey,
--Partially Hydrogenated Coconut and/or Soybean Oil,
--Salt,
--Butter (Milk Fat),
--Nonfat Milk,
--Buttermilk,
--Di-Sodium Phosphate,
--Sodium Caseinate,
--Mono and Di-Glycerides,
--Citric Acid,
--Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate,
--Sodium Citrate,
--Di-Potassium Phosphate,
--Natural Flavor,
--Natural and Artificial Colors (Annatto, Paprika, FD&C Yellow #5, FD&C Yellow #6, Beta Carotene),
--and Carrageenan),
-Modified Food Starch.
Contains 2% or less of:
-Vinegar,
-Dehydrated Onion.
Tortilla:
-Bleached Wheat Flour Enriched (Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid),
-Water,
-Soybean Oil,
-Vital Wheat Gluten,
-Salt,
-Dough Conditioner (Inverted Sugar, Propylene Glycol, Water, Cellulose Gum),
-Baking Powder (Corn Starch, Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum Sulfate, Monocalcium Phosphate),
-Emulsifier (Guar Gum, Mono-Diglycerides, Rice Flour),
-Guar Gum,
-Sodium Metabisulfite.
As you can see, it's stuffed full of strange-sounding ingredients: Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Guar Gum, Propylene Glycol, Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten, and other wonderful things. I could go to the trouble of explaining the various ingredients, but there's so many here that it would take a lot of space. Instead, as before, I recommend a Google and/or Wikipedia search for any of the listed ingredients--it's easy enough with the internet to discover why any of the less obvious ingredients are in there. And if it bothers you, don't eat them. But I like these things.
1 comment:
My only worry is that some kid will be gunned down by the Transport Sozialist Arbeiterpartei (TSA) for possession of a burrito with "that" name on it. A Brazilian kid was taken to Room 101 for an aquarium pump. Their word for pump is "bomba"...
I like weird ingredients because corporations pay me to translate them.
If you're excited abt the Pure Food Law of 1906, note that it took effect in 1907, year of the financial panic. For several years thereafter state prohibition laws were repealed as an amazing clip--almost as though they's had something to do with the economic collapse.
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